We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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