Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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