yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
We're not piercing ourselves today.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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