the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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