another moral hangover. fuck.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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