so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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