Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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