I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
tell me about the fingering
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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