Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Less talking, more tequila
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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