He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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