Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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