Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My dick has a subreddit
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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