If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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