brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I think people are normalizing furries
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