Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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