Its about making memories worth repressing
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
God, you're like boner-b-gone
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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