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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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