Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
