People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize
