That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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