Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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