Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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