Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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