I just made out with a guy for $7.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
