Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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