doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
