I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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