everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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