we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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