Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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