I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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