Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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