we're blogging at a bar
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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