Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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