How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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