whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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