thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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