what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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