oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just high enough for therapy.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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