Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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