i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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