You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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