every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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