Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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