Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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