Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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