well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
