I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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