Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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