She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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