i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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