Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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