If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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