I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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